Van

Does this belt make my ass look big?
Dilandau, you so have a man crush on me.
Gee I wonder what I should wear today. Should I wear my red shirt and tan pants or my red shirt and tan pants?
My city has been destroyed and the thing I miss most is my porn collection.
I've decided to give up fighting to become a belly dancer.
I'm glad CLAMP didn't write this story. I'd be gay, I'd never get to fight, and I'd be a whiny bitch.
Ph34r my l33t skilz.
::sings:: Oh I just can't wait to be king!
I really suck. Nobody likes me. (No wait. Wrong mecha story.)
You look really sexy in that clown suit. (No wait. Wrong mecha story.)
I never met a beer I didn't like.
Grant me the power to bring the world REVOLUTION!
::in his sleep:: That knight has my money... No. I'm a natural black...

Folken

::dying words:: I want... Ewan McGregor to play me in the movie.
I need to get me some bitches.
Note to self. Do not itch ass with mechanical hand.
Oh no! I destroyed your porn collection?!
What would Brian Boitono do?
The tear drop? It's a way to attract the ladies.
I'm glad CLAMP didn't write this story. I'd have to sleep with Van.
I'd have to sleep with Dilandu too. And Dornkirk, and Allen, and probably Amano-sempi too.
I want to bring peace to my world by killing people. Dr. Phil is this healthy?
God? He is the biggest bitch of them all.
Can you dig it?
Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
By the powers of love and justice, I shall punish you!
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.