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When one wonders what it would be like to be a particular character, one must consider both the advantages and disadvantages. With Saturn, Hotaru, and Mistress 9 a very serious list of pros and cons could be developed, but that is not this list. Here are some rather silly ideas about what it might be like to be this complex character.
Pros
--Silence Wall—shutting people the hell up since the 1990’s.
--Glaive obviously beats paper, rocks, and scissors.
--Healing powers are the most awesome powers besides, you know, being able to destroy an entire world. That’s pretty cool too.
--Having an evil entity within oneself can be a convenient excuse when one acts like a jackass.
--This my be very shallow, but Saturn has the best jewelry in the series, with the possible exception of Sailormoon.
Cons
--The bill for shampoo and conditioner needed to wash Mistress 9’s hair would be ridiculous.
--My faith in humanity is already pretty low. Having the power to destroy the world might not be a good idea.
--Frankly, the thought of having Mistress 9’s massive breasts makes my back ache and my body sweat. She has to wear that dress because she needs the ventilation.
--Saturn always has to show up and clean up the massive mess. Sure the title “Bringer of Destruction and Ruiner of Worlds” but in a way she is like a super maid.
--Having a mad scientist for a father can be a little unfortunate on Career Day.
--I argue with myself a lot, but I can't imagine having THREE people in my head with differnt agendas.
Too Black to be Dawn
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